- Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: I have good intentions...
- Clu Bell: So did the people who invented the Macarena.
- Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: Hey, I'm not THAT evil!
- Jack Phillips: Why do you insist on looking for trouble?
- Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: Why do you insist on looking for a pool?
- Jack Phillips: [shouting] Because it's HOT OUT!
- Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: [shouting back] EXACTLY!
- Ned Bell: [referring to the strange outer-space visitors] They... they touched us...
- Jack Phillips: [Clu returns from the local convenience store, holding a single raw egg in his hand] What is that?
- Clu Bell: It's an egg, my man!
- [Clu then cracks the egg over the sidewalk, and the egg literally begins to fry from the heat. The teens watch in horror]