Son of the Beach (TV Series)

The Island of Dr. Merlot (2001)

Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings

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Quotes 

• Dr. Merlot : Here, Ms. Cummings, taste this.

  B.J. Cummings : Sure. I like tasting things.

  [gulping down her glass of wine] 

  B.J. Cummings : Ahh!

  Dr. Merlot : When you taste the wine, you're supposed to spit it out.

  B.J. Cummings : Call me crazy, but I like to swallow.

• B.J. Cummings : I slept like a pussy cat. How 'bout you, Notch?

  Notch Johnson : Well, the room was really comfortable, but it's kinda hard to wash your face with hot and cold running Merlot.

• Dr. Merlot : I used to be an avid big-game hunter, but, um... you get a little bored. So now I yearn to hunt an animal that can think.

  B.J. Cummings : Like a giraffe?

  Notch Johnson : No, B.J., he means a moose.

  Dr. Merlot : No. I mean a human being. Why do you think I shot your plane down? You see those two plaques on the wall?

  [they turn and see empty plaques labeld "Notch Johnson" and "B.J. Cummings"] 

  Dr. Merlot : Those are meant for you. Now, are you game?