The Sopranos (TV Series)
Join the Club (2006)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [to Agent Harris] What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
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A.J. Soprano : What's going on?
Carmela Soprano : You are just getting back?
A.J. Soprano : Matt's car wouldn't start
Carmela Soprano : Did you eat at least?
A.J. Soprano : Yeah
Meadow Soprano : Dad's not so good right now, they made us leave
Silvio Dante : What's the latest?
Carmela Soprano : He came out of the coma for a minute, they took the breathing tube out
Silvio Dante : That's good right? That means his breathing on his own
Carmela Soprano : They had to put the tubes back in
Vito Spatafore : God damn Junior
A.J. Soprano : [Unintentionally speaking in the third person as a method of coping with his father having been shot] Anthony Soprano is not going to die. I don't know what everybody's talking about
Carmela Soprano : Nobody's saying his going to die
Carmela Soprano : [to Christopher, Paulie and Vito, referring to AJ and Meadow] could one of you take them home please?
Christopher Moltisanti : You can't live in this ICU Carmela, two nights straight is too much
Carmela Soprano : I'm ok, Mead spelled me last night
Meadow Soprano : I'm staying tonight too
Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] I want you to go back, people call the house. We need somebody there
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Silvio Dante : [During Eugene's wake] you got any beefs? I'm the one you come to. Likewise weekly I'll collect for the skip, keep it for him until his back on his feet, take out a portion for Carmella around the house and that shit there. Anybody got any questions? For now not personal questions relating to yourself but the family. Yeah Vito
Vito Spatafore : [after he raised his hand] the sports book in Roseville, those rights should go to me now because Eugene was with me
Silvio Dante : What'd I just say? Not about yourself
Carlo Gervasi : What do we do about Junior?
Christopher Moltisanti : His in jail that puts him out of our reach
Vito Spatafore : Not necessarily
Larry Boy Barese : His a demented old fuck. I say we do nothing, let him rot. Sever all ties, end this embarrassment right now
Vito Spatafore : [Referring to the murder of Marvin Gaye by his father] he "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew: the boss of this family
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What happens to Junior is Tony's call
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : That's right
Vito Spatafore : Bobby, with all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysitting Junior?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I had other family obligations, ask my wife. Tony volunteered
Vito Spatafore : Are we done? I'm going back to the hospital
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Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly, greeting Harris] oh, Sheriff of Nottingham, my kingdom for a mortadella, huh?
Agent Dwight Harris : they make a great sandwich here: no getting around it
Christopher Moltisanti : what about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
Agent Dwight Harris : [points to the sandwich, referring to Tony getting shot by his uncle] this might be the cure. Hey, I was sorry to hear about Tony
Christopher Moltisanti : yeah, well, I got nothing to say about what happened, so...
Agent Dwight Harris : [interrupts him] that's not why I asked, how's he doing?
Christopher Moltisanti : his fucked up. You know what I think? I don't think you come here for the sandwiches, I think you come here because you miss us
Christopher Moltisanti : [when Harris doesn't respond] hey, I can't blame you: that job you got now must be depressing. How goes the war on terror anyway?
Agent Ron Goddard : working it
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] I heard Fieldcrest reported a truckload of towels missing?
Agent Ron Goddard : we actually spend a little more of our time trying to interdict the financial networks that fund the terrorist cells worldwide
Christopher Moltisanti : no shit
Agent Dwight Harris : truck hijacking, narcotics. In fact, if you ever hear of "anything, "going down", Middle Easterners, Pakistanis, you'd be helping a lot, if you picked up the phone
Christopher Moltisanti : and called you?
Agent Ron Goddard : it's your country too, isn't it?
Christopher Moltisanti : like I would know any one of these suicide jerk-offs, if he bit me on the ass
Agent Dwight Harris : you knew Matush Giamona: hung out at your girlfriend's club
Christopher Moltisanti : he was a drug dealer, her "friend." I didn't know shit about his politics until one of your people told me
Agent Dwight Harris : something to keep in mind
Christopher Moltisanti : I take that terrorism shit seriously, and Tony? Don't even get him started