- Tracee: I'm pregnant. It's Ralphie's.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Congratulations.
- Tracee: What should I do? He acts like he doesn't give a shit.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You ever think he's not acting?
- [Bobby Baccalieri and Vito Spatafore are standing next to each other in Bada Bing. Paulie sees them]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Look at this! It's like an advert for weight watchers! Before... and way before!
- Georgie: [repeated line to strippers at the Bada Bing telling them what he wants if he wants to let them into the VIP lounge] it's fifty bucks to me and a blowjob later on.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Cocksucker was way out of line!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: 20 years old, this girl!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That too.
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Oh what, not even a hello?
- Tracee: Fuck you, asshole.
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Oh that's very nice. That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?
- Tracee: Yeah, right. What man?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, a double!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You tell him, sweety!
- Gigi Cestone: [clapping] I like this girl!
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Women, women, women . Why wasn't I born handsome instead of rich?
- Ralphie Cifaretto: What are you being like this for?
- Tracee: Fuck you. Three days you don't call, not even to see how I am.
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Baby, I'm busy. I gotta work! How else am I gonna take care of you when you're nine months pregnant?
- Tracee: Serious?
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Of course I'm serious!
- Tracee: Ralphie, I love you.
- Ralphie Cifaretto: I love you too, baby. Hey, if it's a boy, we'll name him after me. If it's a girl, we'll name it Tracee after you... that way she could grow up to be a cocksuckin' slob just like her mother. Are you out of your fucking mind?
- Tracee: Guinea motherfuckin' piece of shit!
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Yeah, that's right. Get it out! Get it out you little whore!
- Ralph Cifaretto: Where's Tony?
- Gigi Cestone: Gettin' his weasel greased.
- Ralph Cifaretto: Oh, your kid brother's here?
- Georgie: Hey Ralph!
- Ralph Cifaretto: I have come to reclaim Rome... for my people.
- Georgie: How ya doin'?
- Ralph Cifaretto: [grabs Georgie by the neck, yelling] I have come to reclaim Rome... for my people!
- Georgie: I don't get it. What do you mean?
- Ralph Cifaretto: Fuckin' Gladiator, ya fuck!
- Georgie: Oooh, the movie! I didn't see it.
- Ralph Cifaretto: You're an asshole then.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [to Carmela and Tony during Tony's therapy session] so things are better then? Since our first session?
- Carmela Soprano: Yes I guess, we seem to talk more easily
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sometimes painful sessions can break the "log jam"
- Carmela Soprano: [Referring to Tony remaining silent] yes, then there's this
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [to Tony] you're being particularly quiet today,
- Tony Soprano: Sometimes I got nothing to say
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Anthony, Carmela is here, she's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks
- Tony Soprano: A young man who worked for us at Barone sanitation died
- Carmela Soprano: Who?
- Tony Soprano: You don't know him. He died that's all, a "work related" death. It's sad when they go so young
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: At your age, with your situation, you need another kid like you need a fucking hole in the head. You're young, you still got your figure and you're making money.
- Tracee: So you think I should get an abortion?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Believe me, with Ralphie as the father, you would be doing this kid and the next few generations a favour.
- Silvio Dante: [after she walks up to him] what's the matter Hun?
- Tracee: nothing
- Tracee: [getting his attention] Tony?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: how you doing sweetie?
- Tracee: good, I took Danny to the doctor: like you said
- Tracee: [when she notices he doesn't recall] my son?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: oh yeah, yeah, right, right. How's he doing?
- Tracee: you were right, just a chest pull, not pneumonia, thank God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: good to hear it
- Tracee: [hands him the plate] I made you some bread, you know, as a "thank you"?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: you didn't have to do that
- Tracee: no, really, I wanted to: it's Date Nut for breakfast
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: listen... Tracee, right?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after she nods] the bread's very sweet: you're a great girl. Don't take this the wrong way but you can't be doing stuff like this
- Silvio Dante: [to Tracee] no good
- Tracee: but I just wanted to say "thanks"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I know but I already got a family, you know, they give me gifts. What we have is an employee, employer, "thing"
- Tracee: can't we be friends?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to their romantically involved] yeah, well, I'm not so sure that's a good idea either because you and Ralphie...
- Tracee: Yeah, Ralphie
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm glad your kid's ok
- Silvio Dante: [points to his watch, referring to the fictional character and brand name, telling her to go back to work] let's go betty Crocker
- Carmela Soprano: [pleasantly surprised to see her, while in the kitchen] What're you doing home? Don't you have class?
- Meadow Soprano: It's Friday: only in the mornings
- Carmela Soprano: You got a postcard from the dentist, it's time to schedule a cleaning
- Meadow Soprano: God, I just went. It smells great, what is that?
- Carmela Soprano: It's a Bundt cake for AJ's fundraiser
- Meadow Soprano: Nice shoes, daddy home?
- Carmela Soprano: His upstairs
- Carmela Soprano: What's with you? You seem...
- Meadow Soprano: [interrupts her] What?
- Carmela Soprano: Nothing, I don't know
- Meadow Soprano: Hey, you know what I read? their making a movie with Eloise
- Carmela Soprano: Really? That should be cute
- Meadow Soprano: It's supposed to come out around Christmas or something: you remember at The Plaza that time, the kid kept calling her "Heloise?" And I almost got into a fight with her?
- Carmela Soprano: Yes, that little Spanish girl
- Meadow Soprano: She was so annoying
- Carmela Soprano: I can't believe you even remember that, you were like nine or something?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [while entering the kitchen, kisses her on the cheek] Hey
- Meadow Soprano: [uninterested] Hello
- Meadow Soprano: [to her mother] So anyway, when it opens, we are so there: you and me
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically to Meadow] I know your excited to see me but try to control yourself
- Carmela Soprano: So, how's school? What's new?
- Meadow Soprano: Caitlin's still a pain, she cries like over everything
- Carmela Soprano: Probably misses her home: the poor thing
- Meadow Soprano: [referring to her boyfriend Noah Tannenbaum] Thank God for Noah though, he's the only one who can calm her down. She started pulling her hair out last night when she saw a scary movie. She does it all the time now, her scalp is like all raw
- Carmela Soprano: Oh my God
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [jokingly] Nothing like a straitjacket wouldn't cure
- Meadow Soprano: [sarcastically] Sorry, I forgot it's Mr. Sensitivity who doesn't have any problems of his own
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm agreeing with you
- Meadow Soprano: [before leaving] Like you have a clue
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to the conflict between Tony and Meadow] Cut her some slack, she's under a lot of strain and you did start this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Noah] Did you see? How I didn't rise to the bait? The mulligan? A lot of good it did me, does anybody!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when Carmela ignores him] It's still going on
- Silvio Dante: [after banging on Ralphie's door] Where's Tracee?
- Ralphie Cifaretto: She's busy
- Tracee: hey, Sil
- Silvio Dante: [to Tracee] Put your shoes on
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Oh, what'd I say?
- Silvio Dante: I don't know. What'd you fuckin say? Three days she missed work
- Tracee: I've been sick Sil
- Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah? I called your house: your mother says you haven't been there for two days either
- Tracee: I was here, Ralph's taking care of me
- Silvio Dante: [after cursing at her in Italian] You got a little kid at home
- Ralphie Cifaretto: Her mother's watching him
- Silvio Dante: Mind your fuckin business Ralph
- Ralphie Cifaretto: [yells] Where do you get the balls to come here?
- Silvio Dante: [yells louder, referring to the debt Tracee owes Sil] Three grand this is costing me, and where do I get my fuckin balls?
- Noah Tannenbaum: [angrily, referring the low grade he received caused by Caitlin interrupting him] C fuckin minus and it's all her fault: for six hours I'm trying to work and she won't stop
- Meadow Soprano: Tell me about it
- Noah Tannenbaum: The questions, the whining, the crazy God damn nonsense, I mean she starts crying about her economics class, she doesn't get it. So, I give her my notes from last year, I'm talking "primo" notes, I got an A but even that's a problem: she doesn't understand my writing
- Noah Tannenbaum: [impersonating Caitlin] What does this word mean?" Blah, blah
- Meadow Soprano: Nothing's ever enough with her
- Noah Tannenbaum: I mean, I know I'm the RA but technically she's not even on the floor, C minus
- Noah Tannenbaum: [sarcastically, talking to himself] Very beautiful Noah
- Meadow Soprano: It's not that bad, ok?
- Noah Tannenbaum: I want options when I graduate, I'm going to law school in two short years and C minus is fucked for me
- Meadow Soprano: It's early in the semester: you'll make it up
- Meadow Soprano: [after knocking on her door and waking her up in the middle of the night] Hi
- Carmela Soprano: [surprised to see her] When did you come in?
- Meadow Soprano: Just now: sorry, were you sleeping?
- Carmela Soprano: [sarcastically, turns on the light] It's a good thing we're paying for that dorm room
- Meadow Soprano: Caitlin's being a pain again I can't sleep there: forget about studying
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, like you were studying at 2am?
- Meadow Soprano: Noah and I took her out for her birthday. She's all depressed to begin with, then she starts having conniptions about this homeless lady in the street
- Carmela Soprano: [sighs] And how are things with Noah?
- Meadow Soprano: His going up to a college in New Hampshire with his friend from LA, he said he told me about it but I know he didn't, don't you think it's weird he'd just do that?
- Carmela Soprano: I don't know, I don't really know him
- Meadow Soprano: And his friend Josh, I guess his ok
- Carmela Soprano: So, you two are still dating then?
- Meadow Soprano: Is that a problem?
- Carmela Soprano: You started this conversation. The dentist called: you never scheduled your appointment
- Meadow Soprano: I'm sorry I forgot, I'll do it
- Carmela Soprano: And Jackie Jr. says hello
- Carmela Soprano: Noah's great but he can be odd you know, it's like one minute his all affectionate and the next minute, he's a totally different person
- Carmela Soprano: Are you in love with this boy?
- Meadow Soprano: [referring to them to already having intercourse together] I don't know... I guess so. I mean at this point, I better be
- Carmela Soprano: At what point? What does that mean?
- Meadow Soprano: I'm sorry, we are so not having that conversation
- Noah Tannenbaum: [while meeting in a restaurant] how was the flight?
- Len Tannenbaum: besides from Tim Daly chewing" my ear off for an hour, it was wonderful
- Meadow Soprano: the guy from "Wings"? You know him?
- Noah Tannenbaum: [referring to his father handling his contract for the TV show] he did his deal for The Fugitive
- Len Tannenbaum: usually, I enjoy the flight from LA to New York, five hours without interruption. It's the only time I get to do some "real work"
- Noah Tannenbaum: [to Meadow, referring to his father] it's unbelievable, he flies first class, personal DVD player with any movie he wants and never opens the case
- Len Tannenbaum: [to Meadow] it's bad enough representing them, I have to "suffer" through their movies too?
- Meadow Soprano: God, it must be exciting being an entertainment lawyer: meeting all the celebrities
- Len Tannenbaum: it beats working for a living
- Noah Tannenbaum: his in town to meet with Dick Wolf
- Meadow Soprano: the sportscaster?
- Len Tannenbaum: [listing Wolf's credits] actually, he's a TV producer, Special Victims Unit, Law & Order
- Noah Tannenbaum: New York Undercover
- Meadow Soprano: I used to love that show
- Len Tannenbaum: so, what business is your father in?
- Meadow Soprano: actually, he's in "Waste Management"
- Len Tannenbaum: toxic chemicals? Medical Waste? That sort of thing?
- Meadow Soprano: yeah, sort of: environment clean up
- Tracee: [seeing him in the Bada Bing parking lot] Do you have a second? I know you said we can't be friends but there's no one else I can talk to
- Tracee: [after he waits for her to continue] I'm pregnant, it's Ralphie's
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Congratulations
- Tracee: I don't know what to do: he acts like he doesn't give a shit
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You ever think he's not acting?
- Tracee: what should I do? Should I keep it?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't get involved in "affairs of the heart"
- Tracee: If I have it, you think he'll help support it?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [sarcastically, referring to the 1950's American sitcom] Oh, sure it'd be "Father Knows Best" over there
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [when she looks worried and doesn't respond] you want my advice? You already got one kid: problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing
- Tracee: I got help for that. I had a lot of repressed anger. My county social worker says it goes back to my mom and holding my hand on the stove...
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [interrupts her] Whatever, ok? Your age, your "situation", you need another kid like you need a fuckin hole in the head. Your young, you still got your figure, you can be making money
- Tracee: so, you think I should get an abortion?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Believe me, with Ralphie as the father, you'd be doing this kid and the new generations a favor