South Park (TV Series)
Cancelled (2003)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jeff Goldblum, Alien in the Form of Saddam Hussein, Receptionist, Network Executive #2
Quotes
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[Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are waiting by the school bus stop. This scene is a rehash of the series' first episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."]
Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Kenny : [singing] School days, school days, teacher's golden rule days...
[Ike jumps in next to Kyle]
Kyle : Ah, damn it!
Cartman : What?
Kyle : My God-damned little brother's trying to follow me to school, again!
Ike Broflovski : Suck my balls.
Kyle : No, Ike. You can't come to school with me!
Cartman : Yeah! Go home, you little dildo!
Kyle : Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo!
Cartman : Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dickhead!
[as the boys laugh, Kyle picks up Ike by the legs and swings him sideways, whacking Cartman in the face]
Stan : Dude, sweet!
Kyle : Yeah, check it out!
[Puts Ike down]
Kyle : Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike Broflovski : Don't kick the God-damned baby!
Kyle : Kick the baby!
[Kyle kicks Ike to the other side of the street]
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Proctologist : [diagnosing Cartman] Wait, what's this?
[a 20-meter-wide satellite dish deploys from Cartman's rectum]
Kyle : Are you okay?
Eric Cartman : Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome!
Chef : Well, doctor?
Proctologist : I've never quite seen this before, uh, p - perhaps he just needs some hemmorhoid cream.
[the satellite dish violently withdraws back inside Cartman]
Stan : You all right?
Eric Cartman : You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!