South Park (TV Series)
Christian Rock Hard (2003)
Adrien Beard: Token Williams
Quotes
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Token Williams : This Christian album better make as much money as you said it would, tubby!
Eric Cartman : [to himself] I'm going to kill you one day, Token.
Token Williams : What did you say?
Eric Cartman : Nothing.
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Token : [to Cartman] Good job, dickhead! We lost the entire audience!
Cartman : Ah, fuck you Token, you black asshole!
[Token kicks the crap out of Cartman and leaves him coughing on all fours]
Stan : Hmm, guess he got what he deserved.
Butters : [Standing around Cartman, then after a while he farts on Cartman and gives him the finger] Fuck you, Eric.
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Eric Cartman : Alright, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
Token Williams : I don't know how to play bass.
Eric Cartman : Token, how many times do we have to go through this. You're black. You can play bass.
Token Williams : I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Eric Cartman : Be as sick as you want. Just gimme a goddamn bass line.
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Eric Cartman : [when Cartman learns he's lost the bet] God damn it!
Michael Collins : Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain.
Eric Cartman : Who cares? I lost the bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums.
Michael Collins : But you spread the word of the lord. You brought faith in Jesus.
Eric Cartman : Oh, fuck Jesus!
Butters Stotch : [afraid the crowd gasps] Eric, I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't say the F-word about Jesus.
Token Williams : Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band.
Eric Cartman : Who fucking cares, Token? I can never beat Kyle now. I'll say it again. Fuck Jesus!
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Eric Cartman : Token, get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house.
Token Williams : We don't have a bass guitar.
Eric Cartman : Your family's black. There's bound to be a bass guitar on your basement somewhere.