Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)
Intense Patriotism (1998)
George Lowe: Space Ghost
Quotes
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Space Ghost : Moltar! Give me Jeff Foxworthy, or give me death!
Moltar : Uhh... do I get to pick?
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Space Ghost : Greetings, Jeff. Welcome to America's 51st state, Ghostlahoma!
Jeff Foxworthy : Thanks. Nice to be here.
Space Ghost : The spherical state.
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Moltar : Whoa! Looks like we're movin'!
Space Ghost : We ARE moving, Moltar. To America!
Moltar : And, uh, why are we doin' that?
Space Ghost : Because all the successful superheroes live in America.
Moltar : Okay...
Space Ghost : It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman.
Moltar : Are you faster than a speeding bullet?
Space Ghost : Well... no, but...
Moltar : Are you able to leap tall buildings with...
Space Ghost : Moltar, that's not the point.
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Space Ghost : Open wide, Lady Liberty, because Space Ghost is coming to America... today!
[during opening titles]
Space Ghost : Heh... "open wide"... that's gonna slide right by the censors.
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Space Ghost : Now Jeff, you claim to be an authority on "red necks". Yet I notice that your neck is strangely pale.
Jeff Foxworthy : I, well, it's, my definition of redneck has always been, a glorious absence of sophistication.
Space Ghost : So, I might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy : Well, that's, that's, that's the joke, is it, you might be.
Space Ghost : But, I've never seen my neck.
Jeff Foxworthy : It has nothing to do...
Space Ghost : How do I know what color it is?
Jeff Foxworthy : I, I just told you, the definition is, is an absence of sophistication, it has nothing to do with the color of somebody's neck.
Space Ghost : Why don't you just say, "You know you have an absence of sophistication when..."?
Jeff Foxworthy : ...Because it's not funny.
[pause]
Jeff Foxworthy : See, that's, they're jokes, I'm a comedian, that's...
Space Ghost : Moltar's red, but he doesn't have a neck.
Jeff Foxworthy : You understand jokes, right?
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Space Ghost : Everything's free in America, Moltar.
Zorak : It's a free country?
Space Ghost : That's right, Zorak. It's the land of the free, and the home of the free.
Zorak : So I get to go free?
Space Ghost : No. Now play me to the desk, or I'm puttin' you in the box.
Zorak : [whispering] The box?
Space Ghost : Yes, Zorak. The box.