- [first lines]
- Narrator: This is a town in one of the original 13 colonies. It is the year 1692. These are dangerous days, for the people of this timeline have given way to mob hysteria as they seek out victims to persecute for the charge of witchcraft.
- Ezekial Martin: Even yet it has not turned to butter.
- Goodwife Martin: Mayhap the cream was not right.
- Ezekial Martin: Mayhap the cream is bewitched - bewitched, even like your own self!
- Ezekial Martin: [to Corry] You've all had your say, wizard, now I'll have mine! I vowed as town magistrate to rid this town of all witchery. You shall pay for your witchcraft - at the stake!
- Cadet Happy: Now, Josiah, just as the Commander said, you're going for a nice little ride in a spaceship.
- Cmdr. Buzz Corry: No matter where you go back in time, Baccarrati, I'm coming after you. Remember that.
- Prince Baccarratti: Oh, don't make me laugh, Corry. How are you going to get off Earth? How are you going to get out of this timeline? How are you going to get back to the Thirtieth Century? Or are you forgetting there are no spaceships in the year 1692!
- [Goodwife Martin prevents her husband from striking Corry with a tree limb]
- Goodwife Martin: No, my husband, he is your friend!
- Ezekial Martin: Woman, how dare you!
- Cmdr. Buzz Corry: She dares because she knows more about truth than you or your son.
- Josiah: I for one do not believe in all this. Truly our belief in witchcraft was manifested today beyond all doubt!
- Ezekial Martin: It was a trick to make us think we were flying through the air - to the moon. Ha-ha! We're well rid of the demons now... except for one.
- [Ezekial steps menacingly towards his wife...]