- Mike Flaherty: By 8:00, I was excited. By 8:30, I was even more excited. By 9:00, I could say with out exaggeration that I could not get more excited. By 10:00, that excitement changed into something else. Let's call it tension. And you know me... I'm a problem solver.
- Nikki Faber: Oh, Mike.
- Mike Flaherty: What can I say? I had some wine, I was thinking of you, and the next thing I know, I'm all over myself.
- James Hobert: [on a stakeout in the new police truck and a man approaching the undercover cop] Right over there. He's up to no good. Come on baby do your dirty deed.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: I can't hear anything. Hit that button over there that controls the sound.
- Stuart Bondek: I'm pretty sure that's the intercom.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [Mayor hit button and is now broadcasting on the intercom for everyone to hear] I think I know what an intercom looks like.
- Stuart Bondek: Hey, your the Mayor.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [still broadcasting] See that guy. He's about to buy some drugs. But what he doesn't know is the other guy is a cop.