SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Your Shoe's Untied/Squid's Day Off (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
Photos
Quotes
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Patrick : Hey Spongebob, wanna see my new shoes?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.
Patrick : Would you rather see them on... my hands?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ok, and we can wear gloves on our feet, and hats on our captain's quarters too!
Patrick : Uh, actually I have a confession to make.
[privately]
Patrick : I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?
Patrick : [happily] Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?
Patrick : Gosh, probably not.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there
[points off-screen behind himself]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and let an old pro show you how to do it.
[Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair's arm]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Pay close attention, Patrick. Well, you start
[unties his laces]
SpongeBob SquarePants : by taking one lace per hand...
[pulls a little on both laces]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And then you... Uh, you gotta... Loop the, the...
Patrick : Are you sure you know how to do it?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, please, shoe-tying requires peace and quiet. Okay, where was I?
Patrick : [SpongeBob gives him a dirty look] Your shoes are still untied.
[SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair]
Patrick : .
SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks away] Well,
[Patrick looks shocked]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.
Patrick : I'm sorry! I won't interrupt anymore!
[covers his mouth with his shoes]
