Star Trek (TV Series)
The Naked Time (1966)
Bruce Hyde: Riley
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Quotes
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Riley : And now, crew, I will render 'Kathleen'... ONE MORE TIME!
Capt. Kirk : [murmuring to himself] Please, not again.
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Riley : [over the intercom] Now, attention, cooks, this is your captain speaking. I'd like double portions of ice cream for the entire crew.
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Riley : [over the intercom] Lt. Uhura, you've interrupted my song, uh... I'm sorry but there'll be no ice cream for YOU tonight.
Capt. Kirk : Cut him off.
Uhura : I can't, sir. There's no way to do it.
Riley : Attention, crew, this is Capt. Riley. There will be a formal dance in the bowling alley at nineteen hundred hours tonight.
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[the Enterprise is spiraling out of control toward a disintegrating planet, crewmen are going loopy as flies, and Riley, barricaded in the engine room, has been singing off-key over the ship's intercom for the last several hours. Rand enters the bridge hurriedly as Kirk drags an hysterically giggling Leslie away from the helm station]
Yeoman Rand : I would have gotten here sooner, sir, but Crewman Williams stopped me in the hall and...
Capt. Kirk : Take the helm!
Yeoman Rand : Sir?
Capt. Kirk : [shoving her into the chair] TAKE THE HELM!
Yeoman Rand : Yes, sir.
[Kirk pulls a semi-comatose crewman away from the engineering section as Riley's song comes to an end]
Riley : [over the intercom] And now... ONE MORE TIME.
Capt. Kirk : [stalking over to a frantically-working Uhura] At least TRY cutting him off!
Uhura : [shouting] Sir, if I could cut him off, don't you think I...?
[She suddenly remembers to whom she's speaking and visibly gets her temper under control]
Uhura : Yes, sir. I'll keep trying.
Capt. Kirk : [ruefully] Sorry.
[Uhura smiles back at him and gets back to work]
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Riley : You know what Joe's mistake was? He wasn't born an Irishman.
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Riley : [upon seeing that others have finally broken into Engineering to end his captaincy] No dance tonight.
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Riley : You rang, sir?
Capt. Kirk : Who is this?
Riley : This is Captain Kevin Thomas Riley of the Starship Enterprise. And who's this?
Capt. Kirk : This is Captain Kirk. Get out of the engine room, Navigator. Where's Mr. Scott?
Riley : I've relieved Mister Scott of his duties.
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Riley : Have no fear, O'Riley's here, and one Irishman is worth ten THOUSAND of you...
Spock : You're relieved, Mister Riley! Lieutenant Uhura, take over this station
Uhura : Yes sir!
Riley : Now THAT'S what I like. Let the WOMEN work too! Universal SUFFRAGE...
Spock : Report to sickbay, Mister Riley!
Riley : Sick bay? Exactly where I was headed. Sir!