Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Body Parts (1996)
Andrew Robinson: Garak
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Quotes
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[Garak sneaks up behind a holographic Quark and breaks his neck]
Garak : How's that?
Quark : Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last thing I hear!
Garak : It wasn't that loud.
Quark : You don't have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!
Garak : We're running out of options, Quark. You don't want to be vaporized because you need a body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison... What was was wrong with poison?
Quark : It doesn't work! If I know the food is poisoned I won't eat it.
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Garak : For a man who wants to kill himself you're strangely determined to live.
Quark : I'm going to die, don't you worry about that. I just want to find the right way.
Garak : Right way?
Quark : I don't want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then...
[snaps his fingers]
Quark : ...I'm dead!
Garak : Ah!
[snaps fingers too]
Garak : You want to be surprised!
Quark : Exactly! I want to wake up in the Divine Treasury and have no idea how I got there.
Garak : I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.
Quark : Really?
Garak : You have my word. You'll never know what hit you.
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Garak : [to Morn] If you try the trousers on first, you'll see I've added some extra padding to the seat - which should make swiveling on your barstool much more comfortable.
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Quark : What's the most important thing in my life?
Garak : Business.
Quark : [to Rom] That's who I am. That's what I do, I'm a businessman, and more than that, I'm a Ferengi businessman. Do you know what that means? It means that I'm not exploiting and cheating people at random. I'm doing it according to a specific set of rules - the Rules of Acquisition. And I won't disregard them when I find them inconvenient.
Rom : Inconvenient? You're going to die!
Quark : Yes. And when I arrive at the gates of the Divine Treasury, the Registrar will accept my bribe and usher me inside; and do you know why? Because I died exactly the way I lived - as a Ferengi!
