Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Doctor Bashir, I Presume (1997)

Chase Masterson: Leeta

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Quotes 

• Quark : [about Rom]  He needs a woman with a body and brains.

  Leeta : I have brains.

  Quark : Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now, eat up, and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them.

• [Leeta and Rom have just professed their love for each other] 

  Leeta : Oh... Doctor! I'm... sorry.

  Dr. Lewis Zimmerman : [unconvincingly]  No, don't be. True love should always win. I'm... happy for you. Really.

  Leeta : You're a sweet, wonderful and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, Doctor. I know it.

  Dr. Lewis Zimmerman : [self-pitying]  I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research...

  [an attractive alien woman walks by] 

  Dr. Lewis Zimmerman : ...and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Goodbye.

  Leeta : Bye.

  Dr. Lewis Zimmerman : [goes after the alien woman]  Excuse me, are you familiar with the ancient text known as the 'Kama Sutra'?

• Leeta : I've never run a restaurant, or any kind of business. I barely even know how to tend bar.

  Dr. Lewis Zimmerman : That puts you one step ahead of our last bartender.