Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Let He Who Is without Sin... (1996)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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• Quark : I have seen drier days on Ferenginar; and we have 178 different words for rain. Right now it's glemmening out there. And that's bad.

• Quark : What you need is a Ferengi.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Maybe. But what I want is Worf.

  Doctor Bashir : Why?

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.

  Quark : And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Yeah, sometimes.

• Doctor Bashir : I don't think I've ever felt this good about the end of a relationship.

  Leeta : Oh, I agree. Now I can finally be honest about my feelings.

  Doctor Bashir : What does *that* mean?

  Leeta : [hesitantly]  It's just... In the past few months I've been thinking a lot about another man.

  Quark : Let me get this straight: while you were still dating Julian here, you were having fantasies about someone else?

  Leeta : I'd rather not discuss it now.

  Doctor Bashir : Oh, no no no no no, you brought it up, you might as well tell me who it is.

  Quark : Yes, do tell!

  Leeta : [sighs]  It's...

  [looks quizzically at Quark] 

  Quark : [nonplussed]  Me?

  Leeta : Your brother. Rom.

  Quark : My brother Rom?

  Doctor Bashir : His brother Rom!

  Leeta : [dreamily]  He's so cute... and very sexy...

  [walks away] 

  Doctor Bashir : Cute!

  Quark : Sexy?

  Doctor Bashir , Quark : [together]  Rom?

  Quark : [hands Bashir his Horga'hn]  Here. You need this more than I do.

• [the guests have complained about the food on Risa] 

  Quark : It's the humidity. It dampens the food, makes everything mushy. Trust me, there's no word for 'crisp' on Ferenginar.