Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Little Green Men (1995)

Conor O'Farrell: Jeff Carlson

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Quotes 

• Nurse Garland : Imagine the possibilities. Who knows what they could teach us. Few years from now, mankind could have rocket ships of our own. We could travel the galaxy, exploring new worlds and new civilizations!

  Jeff Carlson : Always the dreamer.

• Nurse Garland : [on Rom and Nog]  Maybe they're father and son. Wouldn't that be something? They've come from so far away, but they still have the same basic family structure that we do.

  Jeff Carlson : [pointing at Quark]  I wonder if the third one's related too.

  Nurse Garland : For all we know, it could be the mother.

  [Quark is shouting at Rom in Ferengi] 

  Jeff Carlson : If she is the mother, she's quite a shrew.

• [Rom observes Nurse Garland adjust her hairpin and shouts something at her in Ferengi] 

  Jeff Carlson : He seems to want something from you.

  Nurse Garland : You better tell him I'm your girl.

• Nurse Garland : My mother keeps asking where we're going on our honeymoon. She thinks we should go to Niagara Falls.

  Jeff Carlson : Who knows - maybe we'll go to Mars.

• Jeff Carlson : Let me get this straight, Rom; are you saying that all the women on your world walk around naked?

  Rom : Uhuh... It's the law.

  Jeff Carlson : You don't say.

  Nurse Garland : Well, I guess I'm never going to visit your world.

  Nurse Garland : [to Carlson]  And neither are you!

• [Odo has freed the Ferengi from a couple of soldiers threatening them] 

  Jeff Carlson : Who's he?

  Quark : My hero.

• Jeff Carlson : We gotta get you out of here.

  Rom : Won't you get in trouble for this?

  Quark : Why should they? We forced them to help us by using our, erm...

  Nurse Garland : Your insidious mind control powers?

  Quark : [surprised]  That's not bad.

• Jeff Carlson : Vast Alliance of Planets - you get the craziest ideas.

• [Quark is being interrogated by Wainwright. A very reluctant Nurse Garland is injecting him truth serum] 

  Quark : [high piched scream]  Whhhhaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh! Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!

  [shouts pleadingly; in pain] 

  Quark : Will you please stop doing that?

  Nurse Garland : [to Wainwright]  That's the fifth injection of sodium pentothal I've given him. It's not working.

  Jeff Carlson : Their anatomy is very different from ours.

  Quark : [very peeved]  Then,stop sticking me with those needles!