Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Melora (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• Odo : I suggest you carry a combadge with you at all times. Call me at the first sign of trouble.

  Quark : What if the first sign is the last sign?

  Odo : You people sell pieces of yourself after you die, don't you?

  Quark : Yes.

  Odo : I'll buy one.

• [Quark is serving Fallit Kot selected delicacies] 

  Quark : Here's the real treat: Jumbo Vulcan mollusk, sautéed in Rhombolian butter - a taste so exquisite, it's to die for! Er, or, or to live for, for that matter.

• [Quark gets a visit from an old business partner] 

  Quark : Just passing through, are you? I'll bet you have business in the Gamma Quadrant. You always had a sharp eye for fresh territories.

  Fallit Kot : Oh, I'm not going to the Gamma Quadrant. My business is right here, with you.

  Quark : With me?

  Fallit Kot : That's right.

  [he leans in] 

  Fallit Kot : I've come to kill you, Quark.

• Quark : [of Fallit Kot]  He threatened to kill me.

  [Odo answers with a broad smile] 

  Quark : What?

  Odo : Nothing. Just a passing thought.

  Quark : Odo, he means it! Nothing I do seems to change his mind. You've got to do something.

  Odo : I'll do my job, Quark.

  Quark : Yeah...

  [leaves Odo's office] 

  Odo : Unfortunately...

• Fallit Kot : I'm tired of your gifts, Quark. All I want is your miserable life.

  Quark : Wait! Everything's negotiable.

• Quark : [16th Rule of Acquisition]  A deal is a deal.

• [Fallit Kot has kidnapped Quark and a couple of Starfleet officers in a runabout, threatening to kill everyone on board if they don't lose the pursuing vessel] 

  Quark : Great! We escape, and he's got something special planned for me. We don't escape, and I just die, with everyone else. Am I missing a choice here, Fallit?

• [Quark enters Odo's office] 

  Odo : [dryly]  Oh, it's you.

  Quark : Don't be so happy to see me.

  Odo : All right, I won't.