"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" The Dogs of War (TV Episode 1999) Poster

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

  • Quark : I won't preside over the demise of Ferengi civilization, not me! The line has to be drawn here! This far and no further!

  • Quark : Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? Whatever happened to the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer? Whatever happened to pure, unadulterated greed?

  • Quark : Did you know this Congress of Economic Meddlers actually passed legislation, making monopolies illegal? What's the point of being in business if you can't corner the market, gouge your customers?

    Rom : There's something to be said for keeping prices down by ensuring healthy competition. So - what're you gonna do with the bar?

    Quark : You can't even dump industrial waste anymore because it might harm the natural habitat. I'm supposed to start worrying about animals now. Look how they live, wallowing in dirt, sleeping in trees. That's not natural!

    Rom : I suppose you could argue that Ferenginar's biodiversity is a precious resource that belongs to everyone. So... what are you going to do with the bar?

    Quark : And don't even get me started about this whole 'labor rights' thing. What have we come to if you can't demand sexual favors from the people in your employ?

    Rom : Unharassed workers are productive workers. So, what-are-you-going-to-do-with-the-bar?

  • Quark : As far as I'm concerned, the Ferenginar that I knew doesn't exist anymore. No... I take that back. It *will* exist, right here in this bar. This establishment will be the last outpost of what made Ferenginar great: the unrelenting lust for profit!

  • [Brunt is kissing Nagus-to-be Quark's hand passionately] 

    Quark : I think I'm gonna like being Nagus. Don't stop.

  • Quark : A Nagus has to lead by example. My greed has to be a shining light to everyone, a testament to the rewards of avarice.

  • Brunt : Surely you're aware of the new regulation making all bribes tax-deductible.

    Quark : Wait, wait, wait, wait - did you just use the T-word?

    Brunt : You mean 'tax'?

    Quark : Are you telling me there are... Ts on Ferenginar?

  • [Rom willingly relinquishes the bar to Quark, after buying it earlier from him] 

    Quark : I suppose you're gonna let me keep the 5000 bars of latinum too?

    Rom : You're my brother.

    Quark : And you're an idiot! But I love you.

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