Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
A Fistful of Datas (1992)
Brent Spiner: Lieutenant Commander Data, Frank Hollander, Eli Hollander, Henchman, Bandito, Annie Meyers
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Quotes
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[La Forge is working on Data's open head]
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : I must admit, Data, I never get used to seeing you like this.
Lt. Commander Data : I do not understand. You are constantly working on similar electronic systems, yet their appearances do not disturb you.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Yeah, but you're not just another electronic system.
Lt. Commander Data : Thank you, Geordi. Nor are you just another biological organism.
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Lt. Commander Data : Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work.
[he puts Spot to the floor, but she jumps back on Data's desk]
Spot : Meow.
Lt. Commander Data : Vamoose, ye little varmint!
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[several computer systems have been corrupted with Data's personal database]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : When can you correct the problem?
Lt. Commander Data : We are currently attempting to isolate the corrupted circuit pathways. I reckon the process should take less than two hours.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : What did you say?
Lt. Commander Data : I said the process should take less than two hours.
Commander William T. Riker : No, you just said 'I reckon'.
Lt. Commander Data : According to my memory logs, I did not use those words. Y'all must be mistaken.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : There - Data, you did it again.
Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent] Did wha-t?
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Commander William T. Riker : Mr. Data.
Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent] Howdy, Commander.
Commander William T. Riker : Geordi, what have you found?
Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent] Well - we figure part of my memory structure...
Lt. Commander Data : [normal voice] ... was replaced with information from the computer's recreational database.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Specifically, the files relating to the American 19th century West.
Commander William T. Riker : That would explain the accent.
Lt. Commander Data : [southern accent] You got it, partner.
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Lt. Commander Data : Commander - you just sit tight. We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper.
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Frank Hollander : Where's ma boy?
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Lieutenant Worf : Where have they taken my son? Where is he?
[grabs Eli by his collar]
Eli Hollander : Temper, temper, Sheriff. My pa ain't gonna like it if I come home all bruised.
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[after Spot has refused Data's special cat food mixture]
Lt. Commander Data : I find it extremely difficult to predict what you will find acceptable. Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again.