Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

False Profits (1996)

Robert Duncan McNeill: Lt. Tom Paris

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• Bard : W-well? What did you think?

  Commander Chakotay : It was... er, very nice.

  Bard : *Nice?* I'll wager you've never heard the Song of the Sages more beautifully or faithfully recited!

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : He's got a point. We have *never* heard the Song of the Sages more beautifully recited.

• Merchant : [after dealing a couple of clay ears for Paris' shoes]  Gentlemen, as the Sages say, your goods are now my goods.

  Lieutenant Tom Paris : And my feet are now cold.