Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

False Profits (1996)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

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• [Neelix, in Ferengi-disguise, is posing as the Grand Proxy, representative of the Grand Nagus] 

  Neelix : The 299th Rule of Acquisition: "Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way it's easier to exploit them the next time."

  Kol : Wait a minute - there's only 285 Rules of Acquisition.

  Neelix : You've been gone a very long time.

• [Neelix, as the Holy Pilgrim, and the two Ferengi are to be burned] 

  Kafar : We are fulfilling the destiny of the Sages.

  Neelix : I am the Holy Pilgrim, and I have come to tell you that there's another verse to the song. It's, uh, uh... "Please, er, don't burn the Holy Ones!"

  Kafar : I'm sorry, Holy Pilgrim, but that's not part of the song.