Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

One (1998)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

Quotes 

• Seven of Nine : Holodecks are a pointless endeavor, fulfilling some human need to fantasize. I have no such need.

  The Doctor : What you need is some editorial skill in your self-expression. Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance.

• The Doctor : If the mobile emitter goes offline while I'm out of sickbay, my program may be irretrievable.

  Seven of Nine : Don't panic. It's counterproductive.

  The Doctor : That's easy for you to say. You're not facing cybernetic oblivion!

• The Doctor : Seven? Are you... frightened?

  Seven of Nine : I am Borg.

• [the Doctor tries unsuccessfully to teach Seven manners in social activities] 

  Seven of Nine : I believe I am overdue for my weekly medical maintenance. We should go.

  The Doctor : Seven, you've never volunteered for a check-up before.

  Seven of Nine : It is preferable to remaining here.

• The Doctor : [when finding Paris outside his stasis unit]  Leave it to Mr. Paris to be just as much trouble now as when he's awake.

  Seven of Nine : You knew this might happen. Why complain about it?

  The Doctor : If you had even the slightest sense of humor, you'd realize I was making a small joke.

  Seven of Nine : Very small.

• The Doctor : Home, sweet sickbay.

• The Doctor : You've been getting more irritable and short-tempered with each passing day.

  Seven of Nine : So have you.

  The Doctor : That's only because I'm having to put up with you!

• The Doctor : I'll complain if I want to. It's comforting.