- Michael Sullivan: [to Seamus] Tommy-boy practicing unholy magic? Next thing you'll be telling me is, you want to pay for your own drinks.
- Seamus Driscol: It says if you can get a spirit to reveal his true name, you'll render yourself impervious to his charms.
- Milo: [to the Doctor, who has been hypnotized] What is your true name?
- The Doctor: [in a trance] I haven't decided on one yet.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway, Michael Sullivan: [respectively] Just because we're from different worlds doesn't mean we can't care for each other.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: What the hell was I thinking?
- Chakotay: A minor malfunction.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: Well, that's the problem.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: [leans in, whispers] I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions.
- Chakotay: Tom and Harry'll fix him.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: And if they can't?
- Chakotay: One piece of advice you've always given me: tell the truth.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: "Hate to break the news to you, Michael, but I'm a starship captain and you're a 300 deciwatt holodeck program."
- [the Doctor - as Father Mulligan - is holding a lively sermon]
- Grace: [to her husband] He's in love with the sound of his own voice.
- The Doctor: [carrying on] Whether we are man or woman, parent or child, flesh and blood, or photons and force fields... It has been said...
- Grace: On the other hand, perhaps he's been nipping at the sacramental wine.
- Harry Kim: I heard about your little traffic accident.
- Tom Paris: [laughs embarrassed] Now, that was a clutch malfunction. It wasn't my fault.
- B'Elanna Torres: [on Fair Haven] If you ask me, that whole program is an accident waiting to happen.
- Seamus Driscol: Care to join me at Sullivan's?
- Tom Paris: Oh, I wish I could, but I'm on my way to Castle O'Dell.
- Seamus Driscol: Night's comin', and they say, when the sun goes down, the Queen of the Faerie Folk reclaims the castle.
- Tom Paris: I'll give her your regards.
- Michael Sullivan: Did you snatch any children on the way into town, Katie?
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: What?
- Michael Sullivan: Never mind.
- [last lines]
- Michael Sullivan: They say if you know a spirit's true name, that it renders you impervious against her charms. Do you think there's any truth in that?
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: Not a word.
- Michael Sullivan: I'm glad to hear it.
- Seamus Driscol: Tommy-boy! I've been told there's a pot of gold somewhere in Glen Abbey. Would you be able to find it with one of those fancy machines of yours?
- Tom Paris: Just follow the rainbow, Seamus.
- Harry Kim: [to the replicator] Computer: One dozen Broadway Lillies.
- Tom Paris: Something tells me that's not lunch.
- Harry Kim: Already ate.
- Tom Paris: Ah. Who are the for?
- Harry Kim: Uh... friend.
- Tom Paris: Oh, and... this friend wouldn't happen to be a lovely Irish lass, now would she?
- Harry Kim: Aren't you due on the bridge?
- Tom Paris: Ahh, you better watch yourself, Harry. These country girls aren't as simple as you think. Maggie O'Halloran could be a little more than you can handle.
- Milo: We should go down to St. Mary's and tell Father Mulligan the whole story.
- Seamus Driscol: He's not gonna listen to talk of the supernatural.
- Milo: Aw, if you fill his collection box, he'll listen to anything.
- [the Fair Haven program is down for repairs]
- Harry Kim: As I recall, everything was fine until someone started turning people into cows.
- Seamus Driscol: Relax, Sullivan. The rifles are only a last resort. Besides, we've got incantations, which are more lethal to spirit folk than any weapons forged by man. That's how we're gonna force them back into their realm.