Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Virtuoso (2000)

Kate Mulgrew: Capt. Kathryn Janeway

Quotes 

• Tuvok : [referring to the Qomar]  And we should evacuate these visitors immediately. They're interfering with normal ship's functions.

  Captain Janeway : Tuvok, when have functions aboard this ship ever been normal?

• [Seven has issued red alert] 

  Seven of Nine : I believe the Qomar are attempting to disable our com system.

  Captain Janeway : How?

  Seven of Nine : By overloading it with millions of teraquads of irrelevant data.

  Captain Janeway : What do you mean by "irrelevant"?

  [she takes a look at the data] 

  Captain Janeway : They're transmissions... all addressed to the Doctor.

  Seven of Nine : Precisely. I've only been able to decipher a small fraction of them so far, but they include invitations to social and scientific functions, requests for personal encounters, and cloying tributes to the Doctor's talents.

  Captain Janeway : Computer, stand down red alert. This isn't sabotage, Seven. This is fan mail.

• Captain Janeway : Just think, Seven - as personal friends of the Doctor, we're the envy of millions of Qomar.

• Captain Janeway : Fame is often temporary.

• Captain Janeway : Well, in any case, you've been neglecting your sickbay duties. I haven't received a report in three days.

  The Doctor : Oh, come now, Kathryn, it's not as though there's been a flood of medical emergencies.

  Captain Janeway : I wasn't aware we were on a first-name basis.

  The Doctor : I-I meant "Captain." I'm sorry.

  Captain Janeway : Oh, it's perfectly all right, Doctor - or do you prefer "Maestro?"

  The Doctor : [laughs, flattered]  Oh, ho-ho, please. Either is acceptable.

  Captain Janeway : Well, then, let me make it clear to both of you: Maestro, you're finished for today. Doctor, report to sickbay - now.

• Tincoo : [speaking slowly, as if she's talking to someone who speaks a different language, with hand gestures]  We are ready to return to our ship. Could you contact one of your superiors?

  The Doctor : Doctor to the Captain. Please report to Sickbay.

  Captain Janeway : Already on my way.

  The Doctor : [speaking slowly, only in his case, as if he's speaking to someone incredibly stupid]  The Captain is coming here now. If you want to talk to her, you can have a seat.

  Tincoo : [he stalks off. Tincoo moves to join Abarca]  It is a very irritating program.

  Abarca : Maybe we can disable its speech subroutines.

  The Doctor : You're not authorized to do that!

• Captain Janeway : What's this?

  The Doctor : A formal request to be reinstated.

  Captain Janeway : So you've taken off your tails and put them between your legs.