Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Virtuoso (2000)

Roxann Dawson: Lt. B'Elanna Torres

Quotes 

• [the Doctor is inspecting the building in which he is to give a recital] 

  The Doctor : If you consider the height of the average Qomar, it's obvious that anyone seated in the back five rows will have an obstructed view.

  B'Elanna Torres : You're right. They won't be able to see anything but the top of your head. The glare could blind them.

  The Doctor : [to Tincoo]  You'll have to excuse Lieutenant Torres. Her appreciation of music is limited to a smattering of Klingon drinking songs.

• The Doctor : While we're at it, Lieutenant, I'll need some help with my wardrobe.

  B'Elanna Torres : I'm an engineer, not a costume designer.

• [the Doctor has asked Torres to expand his musical subroutines to increase his range of voice] 

  B'Elanna Torres : I can expand your musical subroutines all you like. I can even reprogram you to be a whistling teapot...

• B'Elanna Torres : You wanted to see me?

  The Doctor : I need your clearance code to delete my medical database.

  B'Elanna Torres : You sure you want to do that? If you give one of your fans a heart attack, you won't be able to resuscitate him.

• The Doctor : I plan to segue from Don Juan to Rigoletto in the blink of an eye. It will be a triumph of...

  B'Elanna Torres : Arrogance and self-absorption?

  [the Doctor gives her a scowling look] 

  B'Elanna Torres : Just trying to help.