Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Vis À Vis (1998)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• [the Doctor analyzes Paris's 20th century automobile, after Paris refuses to resume his duties in sickbay] 

  The Doctor : Medieval safety constraints... internal combustion system producing lethal levels of carbon monoxide. Hmm... I stand corrected. This may be just what you need to get you back to sickbay.

• [first lines] 

  [Paris is working under an old Camero when the Doctor arrives and activates the car's horn] 

  Tom Paris : Ah! Ah!

  [crawls out] 

  Tom Paris : What do you think you're doing, Doc?

  The Doctor : An impromptu auditory exam.

  Tom Paris : Did I pass?

  The Doctor : With flying colors.

• Steth-Paris : This is so frustrating for me. I usually pick things up a lot faster than this.

  The Doctor : You're here to learn, Mr. Paris. It will get easier with time.

  Steth-Paris : That's easy for you to say.

  The Doctor : Excuse me?

  Steth-Paris : Well, no offense, Doctor, but you are programed to be a medical genius. Things always come easy to you. Me, I'm just a pilot, a... 'grease monkey'. And as hard as I might try to become a better assistant to you... it's clear to me now that I'll never be half the healer that you are.

• [the Doctor has managed to return everyone to their own bodies] 

  Steth : [the real one]  Doctor, I can't thank you enough. You've given me my life back.

  The Doctor : All in a day's work.

• Lt. Tom Paris : If it's any consolation, I HAVE spent most of the morning immersed in a complicated surgical procedure.

  The Doctor : Really?

  Lt. Tom Paris : A classic case of atrophied shocks. They needed to be extracted to prevent chrome abrasion. It was touch and go for a while, but prognosis is excellent.

  The Doctor : You'll be ready for neurosurgery in no time.