- Det. Dave Starsky: Marlene, this is my partner Ken. Ken, this is Marlene.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: I wanna ask you something.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: I mean, ah, just one little question.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Shoot.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: It might not be any of my business.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Uh-huh.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: But I still wanna know.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Uh-huh.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: [yelling] Where in the hell is Starsky?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Nick, I'd like you to meet Captain Dobey, he's my acting superior and chief misery.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: [shaking Dobey's hand] It's a pleasure, sir.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: I'm his superior.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Actually, I feel like I already know you, considering all the wonderful things Davey's just told me about you.
- Capt. Harold Dobey: He did?
- Det. Dave Starsky: I did.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He did?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Look, here's the key to the house. Make yourself at home, take a shower, unpack your bags. There's beer in the icebox.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Hey.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Hmm?
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Any women there?
- Det. Dave Starsky: In the icebox?
- Det. Dave Starsky: I think I did pretty good tonight.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: If you did so good, where are the girls?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Oh. Well, they're not here.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Hey, y'know, to tell you the truth, I didn't think you still had it in you.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What, just 'cos I'm a few years older than you?
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: It has nothin' to do with the age, it has to do with the work.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What, you don't work?
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Sure, I work. But not like you. Not runnin' around, chasin' people. You're fightin' with people, you're even gettin' shot at once in a while. I tell ya, a life like that could age a person way beyond his years.
- Det. Dave Starsky: No, no, no, no. It works just the opposite. Makes me even stronger.
- Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: And broke, right?
- Det. Dave Starsky: That too.