Starsky and Hutch (TV Series)
The Fix (1975)
Paul Michael Glaser: Det. Dave Starsky
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Quotes
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Officer Bernie Glassman : [Bernie and Starsky have found Hutch and have discovered he's addicted to heroin] I've got to make a report!
Det. Dave Starsky : No! No report. This didn't happen, Bernie. Understand? This didn't happen.
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Capt. Harold Dobey : [sees Starsky walking past his office with a candy bar in his mouth] Starsky!
Det. Dave Starsky : [muffled from the candy bar] Mornin', Cap'n.
Capt. Harold Dobey : [angrily] *Get in here!* It's the middle of the afternoon! Where's that partner of yours?
Det. Dave Starsky : It's his day off, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey : His day off ended this morning. Now suppose you stop covering for him, get your tail on the horn, and tell him I said get his rear end in here!
Det. Dave Starsky : The truth is, Captain, he's sick.
Capt. Harold Dobey : He ain't called in sick!
Det. Dave Starsky : Well, you know how it is, he's in love.
Capt. Harold Dobey : What you mean is he's shacked up.
Det. Dave Starsky : Yeah, well, uh... she *is* a pretty girl, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey : [completely uncharmed] You tell him I want him in here in one hour, and ready for duty. You tell him that.
Det. Dave Starsky : There's only one problem, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey : What's that?
Det. Dave Starsky : I don't know where he is to tell him that.
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Det. Dave Starsky : [Starsky has just found Hutch's gun in his apartment and knows something has happened to him] I'm telling you, he's gone!
Capt. Harold Dobey : No he isn't. He's out on a date with a beautiful girl, to use your words.
Det. Dave Starsky : [frustrated] Captain, you don't understand!
Capt. Harold Dobey : What do you mean, I don't understand?
Det. Dave Starsky : I found his gun back in his apartment.
Capt. Harold Dobey : [skeptical] Do you take that gun out with you when you go on a date?
Det. Dave Starsky : [angrily] Hutch wouldn't visit his *mother* without a gun!
Capt. Harold Dobey : [firmly] All right, Starsky settle down!
[Starsky calms down]
Capt. Harold Dobey : What do you think happened to him?
Det. Dave Starsky : [crossly] I don't know.
Capt. Harold Dobey : Well, you know about that girl.
Det. Dave Starsky : I know her name, I know where she lives...
Capt. Harold Dobey : And?
Det. Dave Starsky : I can't find her, either.
Capt. Harold Dobey : What do you want to do about it?
Det. Dave Starsky : Missing Persons?
Capt. Harold Dobey : That's a 'missing officer.'
Det. Dave Starsky : No, I mean 'missing partner.'