The State (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1993)
Michael Ian Black: Various
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Quotes
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Capt. Monterey Jack : My name is Capt. Monterey Jack and I'm not *tripping* here. But that's exactly what you folks will be doing if you don't tie your shoes.
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Capt. Monterey Jack : [to Kerri] By the way, your shoe's untied. Made you look! You have to know, you understand me? You have to always be aware!
Kerri : [holding back tears] I love you, Capt. Monterey Jack!
Capt. Monterey Jack : Alright, I'm not that crazy about you.
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Capt. Monterey Jack : Three things that are square: cheese, plates and bears.
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Doug : I'm Doug. I think tying shoes is for sissies.
Capt. Monterey Jack : Hey Doug, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and the Funny Bunch!