- Capt. Monterey Jack: My name is Capt. Monterey Jack and I'm not *tripping* here. But that's exactly what you folks will be doing if you don't tie your shoes.
- Capt. Monterey Jack: [to Kerri] By the way, your shoe's untied. Made you look! You have to know, you understand me? You have to always be aware!
- Kerri: [holding back tears] I love you, Capt. Monterey Jack!
- Capt. Monterey Jack: Alright, I'm not that crazy about you.
- Doug: I'm Doug. I think tying shoes is for sissies.
- Capt. Monterey Jack: Hey Doug, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and the Funny Bunch!