- Carol Foster: Oh, and one more thing... no parties while we're gone.
- John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: Don't worry, Carol. You can trust us.
- [the kids say goodbye as Frank and Carol close the door]
- John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: It's party time!
- Dana Foster: J.T.? Where is J.T.?
- Alicia 'Al' Lambert: J.T.!
- [J.T. screams as he falls down the chimney]
- Dana Foster: J.T., you're under the fireplace!
- John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: Tell me something I don't know.
- Alicia 'Al' Lambert: Well, are you all right?
- John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: [sarcastically] I'm great. I'm thinking of moving my bed in here! Can you get me out? Hel-lo!