Step by Step (TV Series)
Trading Places (1993)
Staci Keanan: Dana Foster
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Quotes
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Dana Foster : Mom, can I borrow the car?
Carol Foster Lambert : Sorry honey, I need it today.
Dana Foster : For what?
Carol Foster Lambert : Oh nothing much, I just have to pick up the cleaning, go to the post office, take Al to soccer practice, Brendan to Little League, go to the bank, the hardware store, the shoe repair and the drugstore. You know, just a joyriding kind of day.
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John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : I'm sick of doing laundry! I mean we're the parents, right? Why can't we just burn this stuff and buy new clothes?
Dana Foster : Look, don't tell me your problems, I've been in this kitchen all day cooking for those brats. 'I'm hungry', 'I want a sandwich', 'make me a hamburger', what do they think this is, a restaurant?
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Carol Foster Lambert : Well, I'm off to the mall.
Dana Foster : Wait a second. Car keys.
Carol Foster Lambert : Excuse me?
Dana Foster : I need the car to go grocery shopping.
Carol Foster Lambert : Well how am I supposed to get to the mall?
Dana Foster : What's the matter? Are your legs broken? Walk.
Carol Foster Lambert : [murmurs] I'm not liking this game at all.
Dana Foster : Not so far, check book?
Carol Foster Lambert : What?
Dana Foster : You're a teenager, you don't have a checkbook. Or credit cards, gimme.
Carol Foster Lambert : [groans] Okay, you're the Mom.
Dana Foster : Oh, and uh, take off some of that makeup, I don't want people to think I'm raising a tramp.
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Dana Foster : How am I supposed to get to the library?
Carol Foster Lambert : What's the matter, are your legs broken? Walk.
Dana Foster : Walk? It's almost a mile!
Frank Lambert : Wow, a mile, better hitch up the camels.
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Alicia 'Al' Lambert : [about Dana's housecleaning getup] Hey Dana.
Dana Foster : Huh?
Alicia 'Al' Lambert : That, is a really good look for you.
Dana Foster : Eat worms.
Alicia 'Al' Lambert : No thanks, I already had your spaghetti last night.