- [first lines in cartoon segment]
- Mario "Jumpman" Mario: Plumber's Log; number 505. We are hacking our way through the Amazon jungle, searching for Sheldon the mysterious witchdoctor.
- King Koopa: Thank you, princess. You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down. You're so nice to me.
- Princess Toadstool: Being nice to you is the last thing I'll ever do!
- King Koopa: You're right. It is the last thing.