Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Bizarro's World (1997)

Tim Daly: Superman, Clark Kent, Bizarro

Quotes 

• Superman : This can be your new planet; a place to protect.

  Bizarro : Me hate planet. It am empty. How can me be protector when no one here to protect?

  Superman : Actually, I thought of that.

  [he opens a compartment on his rocket] 

  Bizarro : Krypto! Ha! Me am happy now.

• Bizarro : Me make Krypton. Then me am home.

• Superman : [after rescuing Bizarro's hostages]  Which way?

  Maggie Sawyer : [pointing]  Like a bullet.

  Superman : The Fort Sherman missile base. Get people underground. He wants to blow up the city.

  Dan Turpin : Call me crazy for asking, but why would he wanna do that?

  Lois Lane : To play out the end of Krypton.

  Dan Turpin : Naturally.

• Superman : Let me guess. Bizarro?

  Maggie Sawyer : Any idea what he's doing?

  Superman : Remodeling. He thinks he's me, so he's trying to create his own version of Krypton.

  Dan Turpin : Naturally.

  Superman : [using his x-ray vision]  That building won't last long. I'll be right back. If Krypton is what Bizarro wants, that's what he's gonna get.

  Dan Turpin : I had to take *this* beat. Humans weren't nuts enough.

• Angela Chen : After all this time, Metropolis still knows so little about the real Superman. Only one person is known to have pierced the iron wall around the Man of Steel: Professor Emil Hamilton of S.T.A.R. Labs. Rumor has it that he's even been to Superman's secret hideaway, a mysterious fortress hidden somewhere near the North Pole. I tried asking Hamilton if this was Superman's home, but the professor declined to comment.

  Bizarro : North Pole? Home?

• Bizarro : This am nice. Superman, Krypto, Da-Da, Lois all here with me. Oh, Krypton pretty. So sad now it have to blow up.

• Bizarro : [seeing the creatures Superman has penned in the Fortress of Solitude]  Why am you locked you? Me bet you do nothing wrong.

  [smashing a pen open, a creature jumps at him, snarling] 

  Bizarro : [laughing]  Doggie. You am new friend?

• Brainiac : Welcome to Krypton. What is it you wish to know?

  Bizarro : Who am me? Where am home?

  Brainiac : One moment, please.

  [a hologram activates] 

  Brainiac : This is your home, the planet Krypton; a majestic world of scientific achievement and prosperity. You are Kal-El, son of Jor-El. Your father was a world-renowned scientist and member of Krypton's ruling council. An only child, you were born shortly before the end of Krypton's seventh age.

• Dan Turpin : Scram, Lane. This is a police matter.

  Lois Lane : Yeah, Turpin, like that really works with me.

  Bizarro : Lois.

  Lois Lane : Bizarro?

  Dan Turpin : You know this guy? Figures. All the wackos come to you.

• Guard : Turn your vehicle around. No one's allowed past this point.

  Lois Lane : Luthor has buried his connection to that cloning lab long enough. Do you wanna be his stooge or help a free press?

  Guard : Lady, you had one warning. My orders are to...

  Superman : Is there a problem here?

  Lois Lane : Yeah, this beefhead...

  Guard : No problem at all, as long as the lady turns around.

  Superman : [stopping her]  Don't bother. I checked already. There's nothing left up there.

  Lois Lane : I guess that includes Bizarro.

  Superman : He must have been completely vaporized.

  Lois Lane : Just think what it would have been like for him if he'd lived. First finding out he wasn't... well, you, and then his home, his whole world destroyed in one day. Could you imagine?

  Superman : Yeah, I think I can. He'd probably feel a lot like I did when I learned I wasn't human. You don't know who you are, where you belong. Why you're here.

• Bizarro : This my house. What you think?

  Lois Lane : It's... you.

  [the creature from the Fortress jumps out at her; as she screams, it runs away] 

  Bizarro : Hey, you scare Krypto. But me forgive you.

• Lois Lane : So, what is all this?

  Bizarro : It am da-da's house on Krypton.

  Lois Lane : Krypton? You remember Krypton?

  Bizarro : Shiny ball show me. It say me am Kay-lill, and it show me baby me.

  Superman : Unfortunately, shiny ball was confused at the time.

  Bizarro : Superman! Me am happy to see you.

  Superman : Likewise. But why don't we continue this reunion outside?

  Bizarro : Me not give up home.

  Superman : No, of course not. In fact, I brought you a housewarming present. Catch.

  Bizarro : [catching a piece of kryptonite]  Pretty. Thanks.

  Lois Lane : The kryptonite didn't knock him out.

  Superman : Our cell structures must be too different. Time for plan B.

• Bizarro : [capturing a man he thinks is Jor-El]  Da-da. No be scared. Me am Kay-lill. Me take you home.

• Bizarro : [stopping Superman from interfering with a missile launch]  You no stop missile. Krypton need missile.

• Bizarro : Me show Lois new home?

  Dan Turpin : Hold it, bub. You're not showing anyone any...

  [Bizarro throws him aside] 

  Dan Turpin : Whoa!

  Maggie Sawyer : [drawing her gun]  Hey!

  Lois Lane : Wait. I'll go. I'd love to.

  Maggie Sawyer : I can't let you do that. It's too dangerous.

  Lois Lane : And duking it out with him is safe? Superman'll be here soon. I'll keep him calm in the meantime.

• Superman : You'll kill millions of people.

  Bizarro : That how Krypton end.

  Superman : But this isn't Krypton.

  Bizarro : Me make it Krypton. Now Krypton explode.

  Superman : And what about Lois? If you do this, Lois will die.

  Bizarro : Lois? Lois not on Krypton.

  Superman : Right. But she's down there now.