- Livewire: [Parasite tries to touch Livewire against her protests, only to be caught] You stupid sleaze! I'm pure electricity, 186,000 miles per second! If I say no, it means NO!
- Lois Lane: Inspector, is the S.C.U. really prepared to deal with Livewire?
- Dan Turpin: If that short circuit shows her mug anywhere in this town, I will personally...
- Livewire: [Voice only] Pucker up and plant a big wet one right on the lips!
- [Livewire shows up in person and kisses Turpin on the lips, causing speakers to blow out one by one]
- Livewire: It's so boring in here. So lonely. I've been waiting for someone like you to come along. Someone to help me shake things up a little.
- Janitor: W-What do you want me to do?
- Livewire: How about a little music for Livewire? Just to get me in the mood.
- Janitor: Sure. Why not?
- Livewire: [taking his earphones and absorbing the electricity] Whoa!
- [giving them back]
- Livewire: Thanks, Danny boy. That's all I needed.
- Janitor: [trying to turn his Walkman on] Hey, these batteries are dead.
- Livewire: [melting the lock of her cell and kicking the door open] Let's see if they're rechargeable.
- Livewire: [evading water Superman shoots from a fire hydrant] Uh, uh, uh. Not this time, Superjerk. But I'll be back. And next time, I'll find a way to take you out permanently!
- Livewire: Poor little Parasite. I've been where you are. Locked away in a cell. All alone. No one to see. No one to touch. And all because of Superman.
- Parasite: Superman.
- Livewire: But we could take care of him, you and I. And then when we're done, maybe I'll give you a little taste. Of my power, I mean.
- Lois Lane: How do you like this? The fun couple makes the front page even when they're lying low. How does it look out there?
- Clark Kent: [watching a rainstorm] It's gonna get worse before it gets better.
- Lois Lane: Well, I'm going over to SCU headquarters anyway. See if Maggie Sawyer can give me more than the official line. Wanna come?
- Clark Kent: No, I think I'll just stay...
- Lois Lane: [he trails off seeing the raincoat she puts on] What? All right, maybe it's not the latest word in rainwear. But nothing beats a plain old plastic poncho.
- Livewire: You bungling idiot! We could have had it all. All! Look at me, you dolt. This is the face that's going to destroy you. You hear me, eggplant?
- Dan Turpin: Don't waste your breath, sparky. Parasite don't even know who he is. It's a good bet he ain't gonna remember you.
- Livewire: So, that's the plan, my purple people eater. I force Superman into your grip, then you drain away his powers, leaving him just conscious enough to watch me deliver the final blow!
- [sniffing]
- Livewire: Ugh, you smell like fish.
- Parasite: So, hold your nose.
- Livewire: [backing away from his touch] Uh-uh. You can look, but don't touch.
- Parasite: Don't be afraid. I know how to control my power.
- Livewire: That's what they all say.
- Livewire: Hey, Mr. Clean! Yo, rap master Danny! Hey, stupid!
- Janitor: Huh?
- Livewire: I love a man who knows his limitations. What you listening to?
- Janitor: My Walkman.
- Livewire: Sounded like Voodoo Connection. Oh, I'd sure like to hear a cut off of their new album.
- Janitor: I don't think so. I'm not even supposed to be talking to you.
- Livewire: Yeah? You're not even supposed to be listening to music, but you are.
- Parasite: Hey, Superman! Or should I call you Clark? I remember now. In fact, I remember everything about you. How's that pretty little colleague of yours? Lois, right?
- [Superman throws a water cooler at him, which temporarily shorts him]
- Parasite: [firing electricity at him] I was going to do this nicely, but give 'em an inch...
- [Superman flees in search of an exit]
- Parasite: The janitor's closet. A dead end, Superman. Believe me, I know.
- [Superman swings a mop at him]
- Parasite: Ooh, now I'm scared.
- [as he fires more electricity, the mophead catches fire; Superman holds it up to a water sprinkler set into the ceiling]
- Parasite: NO!
- Dan Turpin: You, uh, need a lift?
- Superman: No, thanks. I'm feeling stronger. And it's a nice night for flying.
- Livewire: [as Parasite absorbs Superman's powers] That's it. Drain him! Not too much, idiot. I want him left standing.
- Parasite: I know what I'm doing.
- Livewire: [Parasite lets him go] Yeah, blue boy, this has been a long time coming. Get ready to snap, crackle, and pop.
- [Parasite grabs her wrists]
- Livewire: Hey! What do you think you're...
- Parasite: [she screams as he absorbs her powers, too] I want him alive so I can keep feeding off him. And you, too. You said no to me for the last time, baby.
- [seeing Superman running away]
- Parasite: Oh, no, you don't.
- Clark Kent: [a punk-rocker passes with his boom box blasting] Too loud for you?
- Lois Lane: No, it's just that every time I see something electric, I keep thinking she's gonna pop out.
- [hearing an alarm blare]
- Lois Lane: That sounds like it's coming from Stryker's.
- Clark Kent: [hearing a motorboat engine with his superhuman hearing] I'd better find a phone.
- [when she's not looking, he speeds away]
- Lois Lane: [taking her cell out of her purse] Here, we can use mine.
- [seeing he's gone]
- Lois Lane: Clark? Clark?
- Superman: Looking for me, Livewire?
- Livewire: Well-timed, Superjerk. Let's rock!
- [electrocuting him, then shooting electricity bolts at him]
- Livewire: You're just delaying the inevitable, Superman.
- Superman: What do you want?
- Livewire: That's right, let's get to the heart of the matter. I want justice. I want revenge. I want your life!
- [knocking him through a wall down onto the street]
- Livewire: Why won't you die?