Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Identity Crisis (1997)
Dana Delany: Lois Lane
Quotes
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Lois Lane : Hey, Smallville, you alright?
Clark Kent : Er, yeah. A little shaken up, I guess. You go on ahead, Lois, I feel like... walking it off.
Lois Lane : Are you nuts? We're miles from nowhere! What about the story?
Clark Kent : You know us country bumpkins... 10 miles to school and all that...
Lois Lane : Your loss! My byline...
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Lois Lane : I wasn't sure you'd really come.
Bizarro : Me remember.
[she gasps as he steps out of the shadows]
Bizarro : Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid. Me never hurt you.
Superman : [landing behind him] I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you made it with the wrong guy.
Bizarro : Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you!
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Bizarro : This am home.
Lois Lane : Cozy.
[flipping a switch which illuminates cloning tubes]
Lois Lane : Oh, my god. This is some kind of cloning operation. Someone's making duplicates of Superman.
Lex Luthor : Not "someone." Me.
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Lex Luthor : I trust you remember Superman's run-in with a mechanical dinosaur?
Lois Lane : How could I forget?
Lex Luthor : Hmm. He was so weak from the kryptonite, our Man of Steel actually bled. My technicians collected a few drops from the floor, and from that humble beginning, we have this.
Lois Lane : Your own army of Supermen.
Lex Luthor : All programmed to answer to me. A charming image, except for this... technical difficulty.
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Superman : Take a wrong step, Mr. Kent?
Clark Kent : [taken aback] What?
Lois Lane : Clark!
Clark Kent : Uh, thanks... Superman.
Superman : Maybe you two should leave the dirty work to the authorities, hmm?
Clark Kent : Uh, I...
Lois Lane : Yeah, right. Have you ever known me to play it safe?
Superman : [thinking] I suppose not. We should have a word about that. Maybe over dinner?
Lois Lane : Um, fine with me. 8:00? Meet you on the roof of the Planet.
Superman : It's a date.
Lois Lane : [watching him fly away] A date? Hmm! Must be this new perfume.
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Lex Luthor : Since it's too late to save the others, we should clean house. Engage the auto-destruct.
[activating his wrist communicator]
Lex Luthor : Mercy, start the chopper.
Dr. Teng : There. We've got two minutes.
Lois Lane : You can't just leave him like this!
Lex Luthor : You're welcome to stay, though I wouldn't advise it. Decide quickly, Lois. The ride leaves now.
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Lois Lane : So, um, Superman, tell me about these memories. What is it you remember?
Bizarro : Girl at lab call me Bizarro, but that not right. Me am Superman.
Lois Lane : Did you say "lab"?
Bizarro : In mountain where me born. Me show Lois? Me like take Lois for ride.
Lois Lane : Um, sure.
[being yanked to her feet]
Lois Lane : Ahh! But use the door this time.
Bizarro : Okay.
Lois Lane : [with her in his arms, he crashes through said door] Ow!
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Lois Lane : Superman! We've got to get out!
Bizarro : You! Me kill you!
Lex Luthor : [Superman easily overpowers Bizarro] She meant now, Superman! We're sitting on top of a half-kiloton of explosives. Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.