- Bizarro: [sees his reflection] What am me?
- Mercy Graves: Bizarro, that's what you am!
- Lex Luthor: Mercy...
- Bizarro: Bizarro? That not my name.
- Mercy Graves: If the shoe fits, handsome.
- Bizarro: No! Me am Superman. Me am hero. Me show you.
- [flies through the ceiling]
- Lex Luthor: That's coming out of your pay.
- Superman: I know it's tough to turn down a dare, but sometimes being brave means using your head and not doing something dangerous just because other kids pressure you.
- Tommy: You're right, Superman. I'll be smarter next time.
- Boy #1: Yeah. Thanks, Superman.
- Superman: [pats Tommy on the head] Okay then. Bye now.
- [Flies off]
- Boy #2: What a dork.
- Tommy: Is not!
- Boy #2: Of course he is, with that corny little speech...
- Lois Lane: Hey, Smallville, you alright?
- Clark Kent: Er, yeah. A little shaken up, I guess. You go on ahead, Lois, I feel like... walking it off.
- Lois Lane: Are you nuts? We're miles from nowhere! What about the story?
- Clark Kent: You know us country bumpkins... 10 miles to school and all that...
- Lois Lane: Your loss! My byline...
- Lois Lane: I wasn't sure you'd really come.
- Bizarro: Me remember.
- [she gasps as he steps out of the shadows]
- Bizarro: Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid. Me never hurt you.
- Superman: [landing behind him] I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you made it with the wrong guy.
- Bizarro: Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you!
- Bizarro: This am home.
- Lois Lane: Cozy.
- [flipping a switch which illuminates cloning tubes]
- Lois Lane: Oh, my god. This is some kind of cloning operation. Someone's making duplicates of Superman.
- Lex Luthor: Not "someone." Me.
- Lex Luthor: I trust you remember Superman's run-in with a mechanical dinosaur?
- Lois Lane: How could I forget?
- Lex Luthor: Hmm. He was so weak from the kryptonite, our Man of Steel actually bled. My technicians collected a few drops from the floor, and from that humble beginning, we have this.
- Lois Lane: Your own army of Supermen.
- Lex Luthor: All programmed to answer to me. A charming image, except for this... technical difficulty.
- Superman: Okay, who are you? What's the game?
- Superman: There's no point keeping up the act with me. The question is who are you?
- Superman: Let me guess. This is all a distraction to keep me busy.
- Superman: If you say so. But I should warn you, your make-up's rubbing off.
- Superman: This... this is a trick. How are you doing this? Answer me!
- [he throws a punch, knocking Superman into the roof of a building; recovering, he throws his own punch, knocking the imposter down to the street]
- Superman: Whoever you are, you don't look so good.
- Superman: Take a wrong step, Mr. Kent?
- Clark Kent: [taken aback] What?
- Lois Lane: Clark!
- Clark Kent: Uh, thanks... Superman.
- Superman: Maybe you two should leave the dirty work to the authorities, hmm?
- Clark Kent: Uh, I...
- Lois Lane: Yeah, right. Have you ever known me to play it safe?
- Superman: [thinking] I suppose not. We should have a word about that. Maybe over dinner?
- Lois Lane: Um, fine with me. 8:00? Meet you on the roof of the Planet.
- Superman: It's a date.
- Lois Lane: [watching him fly away] A date? Hmm! Must be this new perfume.
- Lex Luthor: Since it's too late to save the others, we should clean house. Engage the auto-destruct.
- [activating his wrist communicator]
- Lex Luthor: Mercy, start the chopper.
- Dr. Teng: There. We've got two minutes.
- Lois Lane: You can't just leave him like this!
- Lex Luthor: You're welcome to stay, though I wouldn't advise it. Decide quickly, Lois. The ride leaves now.
- Lex Luthor: [about one of his Superman clones] What's happening to him? Why isn't he following my orders?
- Dr. Teng: I warned you. The alien DNA was unlike anything we'd cloned before. It must be breaking down. I say we abort. Activate the auto-destruct. Get rid of them all while we can.
- Lex Luthor: We are not scrapping the project for one glitch. Take this opportunity to learn, Doctor. Study him, for the sake of the others.
- Lois Lane: So, um, Superman, tell me about these memories. What is it you remember?
- Bizarro: Girl at lab call me Bizarro, but that not right. Me am Superman.
- Lois Lane: Did you say "lab"?
- Bizarro: In mountain where me born. Me show Lois? Me like take Lois for ride.
- Lois Lane: Um, sure.
- [being yanked to her feet]
- Lois Lane: Ahh! But use the door this time.
- Bizarro: Okay.
- Lois Lane: [with her in his arms, he crashes through said door] Ow!
- Lois Lane: Superman! We've got to get out!
- Bizarro: You! Me kill you!
- Lex Luthor: [Superman easily overpowers Bizarro] She meant now, Superman! We're sitting on top of a half-kiloton of explosives. Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.