T.J. Hooker (TV Series)
Carnal Express (1983)
William Shatner: Sgt. T.J. Hooker
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Quotes
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Officer Stacy Sheridan : [testing out her hidden mike] And about the plants, make sure they all get enough water. And don't forget to talk to them at least once a day. They like that.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [answers through walkie talkie] I always get tongue tied when I talk to a philodendron.
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Officer Jim Corrigan : Hooker, look what you did. You were supposed to talk to Stacy's plants!
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : I did, honest. Philodendrons don't like cop stories.
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Lt. Drummer : I don't know whether you find trouble or it finds you, Hooker.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Well, as it says in the manual, Lieutenant, we're always on duty.
Lt. Drummer : Yeah. They said you had a make on the body.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Earl Hannaman. I busted him a few years ago. He works with a carbon copy loser, name of Carl Malek. He and Malek have been a team since they went to reform school. I'd bet my pension it was Malek who got away!
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Virgil Dobbs : I'm hurt.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : You better hope we get five young women back, or you're just beginning to hurt.
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Carl Malek : Are you calling me a killer?
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : I'm calling you a white slaver! You shipped Bonnie out of the country.
Carl Malek : Why, you've been smokin' swamp weed, Hooker.
