- Officer Vince Romano: Another car trashed. We're really going to be in trouble with Sheridan on this one.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: What's this 'we' business? You were driving, I wasn't driving, you were driving.
- Officer Vince Romano: It's always 'we' when you're the driver.
- Officer Vince Romano: If you were a man...
- [holds up his fist]
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: [puts her hand on his fist] Oh, but I'm not, Vince, I'm all woman, part cop and a better driver than the Philly Flash.
- Officer Vince Romano: Well, you got the woman part right, kiddo.
- Axel Shiff: Ah, my good friends the police. I take care of all their cars. Excuse me, lady.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [Hooker exits his car, swinging his baton] Hello Axel, nice to see you.
- Axel Shiff: What do you want, Hooker? Get lost, you're bad for business.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Good business requires referrals. Get many?
- Axel Shiff: Oh come on, fade away, will you, Hooker? I'm gonna sic my lawyers on you fast.
- Officer Vince Romano: This man has a bad attitude problem, Sgt. Hooker.
- Axel Shiff: Hey, you take a flying leap too, son!