Tales from the Darkside (TV Series)
Deliver Us from Goodness (1986)
Kaiulani Lee: Mrs. Valeria Cantrell
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Quotes
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Charlotte Rose Cantrell : [trying to get her mother to let her wear unconventional clothes] Mary Ann Whipple's mother wears aqua stretch pants, and an orange satin blouse that shows her cleavage.
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : Everyone has their own path to walk on, honey, and God gives people questionable taste in clothing sometimes, as a penance for buying polyester in a previous life.
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Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : [performing a minor *miracle*] Do you believe me now Father ?
Young Priest : [Astounded] It is a miracle. You truly are a saint Mrs. Cantrell.
Young Priest : [Proclaiming] *Saint Mrs. Cantrell*.
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Mr. Tabbitt : [Tabbitt is a dinner guest, a potential campaign manager for Mr Cantrell's political aspirations; he addresses the Cantrell's early-teenage daughter] What about you, little missie? What will the votin' populace of Huntsville want to know about you?
Charlotte Rose Cantrell : I love America!
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : Of course you do, darlin'.
Charlotte Rose Cantrell : A-a-and I really want to be a baton twirler for the Dallas Cowboys as soon as I get a figure worthy of national television.
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Young Priest : You, Mrs. Cantrell, are a saint. St. Mrs. Cantrell.
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : If this is being a saint, I... I don't want to be one.
Young Priest : You've stopped glowing.
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : For the moment. It comes and goes without any warning.
Young Priest : God works in mysterious ways.
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : I'm ruining my family's life! I can't be a saint. How can I be un-sainted?
Young Priest : [scoffs] You're not serious.
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : What's the worst sin a person can commit?
Young Priest : Mrs. Cantrell, you wouldn't!
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : No, you've got to help me, Father. What is the worst sin?
Young Priest : I'm a priest. I can't tell you how to sin!
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : All right, then. I'll figure it out myself.
Young Priest : Mrs. Cantrell, what are you gonna do?
Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : The Devil's work, I suppose. What other choice do I have?
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Mrs. Valeria Cantrell : I believe God respects my ability to run my house on earth, and I respect God's ability to run celestial matters.