Taxi (TV Series)

Blind Date (1978)

Marilu Henner: Elaine Nardo

Quotes 

• Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : I mean, I can't believe you. You wouldn't go out with a woman if she wasn't good looking?

  Bobby Wheeler : Sure I would... if I was real drunk or somethin'.

  Tony Banta : Hey, c'mon, Elaine. Looks matter to women, too. How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?

  Bobby Wheeler : Yeah, how popular, Louie?

  Louie De Palma : Y'know, Bobby, I hope someone slams a door on your nose and you sneeze and your head explodes.