Taxi (TV Series)

Louie's Revenge (1982)

Danny DeVito: Louie De Palma

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• Bartender : You want a drink?

  Louie De Palma : Yeah. Yeah, ah, let me have something tall... cold... and sticky. Something that would be impossible to wash out of your hair.

• Louie De Palma : Let me get this straight here. You ... will love me ... if I never see you again.

  Emily : Right.

  Louie De Palma : But if I stay, you won't like me.

  Emily : I'll despise you.

  Louie De Palma : And if I walk out that door ...

  Emily : I'm yours forever.

  Louie De Palma : You're a very complicated girl.

• Louie De Palma : It's the only score in my life I haven't settled. For a year I've wanted to do this. When she called me gross and disgusting, I had a drink in my hand. I always regretted I didn't throw it in her face. She's in a bar now. I'm gonna go down there and sluice down that little tart until there's eye make-up runnin' out of her shoes.

• Louie De Palma : What do you call a man who spends two hours walking through the snow, looking for blueberries?

  Alex Reiger : A romantic fool.

  Louie De Palma : No. A weenie.

• Louie De Palma : You know something, Emily? Someday, your Mr. Right is gonna come along. And when he does ... he's gonna be wearing a white coat and carrying a butterfly net.