- Alex Rieger: It's so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I don't hear anything.
- [in the mountains, Jim hits his head]
- Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah... who are you?
- Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What are we, lumberjacks?
- Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
- Alex Rieger: It's so quiet here you can actually hear yourself think.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I can't hear anything.
- Tony Banta: Just us men against the elements.
- Bobby Wheeler: Alright!
- Louie De Palma: I'd like to get some money down on the elements.
- Tony Banta: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You know what we're doing wrong? We're not thinking like outdoorsmen. What did the pioneers do in a situation like this?
- Alex Rieger: They built cities and moved into them.