- Bobby Wheeler: [talking on the phone with his agent about a possible acting role] Yeah I understand. Thanks for calling.
- [puts down the phone followed by a long pause with his head down]
- Tony Banta: Oh, come on already, the suspense is killing me! Did you get it or not?
- Louie De Palma: Banta, sometimes I wish you were smarter just so you know how dumb you are!
- Bobby Wheeler: It's a handicap to be classically handsome.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Don't I know it.
- [shakes his tussled hair]
- Producer #1: So, ah, Tony, you want to tell us something about yourself before we start?
- Tony Banta: No. But thanks for asking.