That '70s Show (TV Series)

Can't You Hear Me Knocking (2005)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

Quotes 

• Karate Instructor : You don't understand, Jackie. I am a stranger who wants to hurt you!

  [gets in a fighting stance] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I'm not buying it.

  Donna Pinciotti : [to Jackie]  Okay, maybe it's not a stranger. Maybe it's someone who's already hurt you. Like Hyde.

  Jackie Burkhart : Watch it, Donna!

  Donna Pinciotti : You, with a glimpse of hope, asked him if you had a future and he said, "I don't know".

  [to the other students] 

  Donna Pinciotti : *I don't know*! Like Jackie Burkhart wasn't special enough! *I* thought Jackie Burkhart was special, but apparently you're no better than me!

  Jackie Burkhart : All men are bastards!

  [She pushes the karate instructor behind the screen and knees and punches him and elbows the back of his neck] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I'm better than *everyone*! And it's *Jackie*, not "Jackie-San"! Just *Jackie*, Dork-San!

  [She kicks him in the gonads] 

• Jackie Burkhart : There were dogs on the path so we climbed to the top of this tall thing to get away from them.

  Donna Pinciotti : That was me!

  Fez : Dogs?

  Donna Pinciotti : What did you do?

  Eric Forman : What? Nothing! Kelso thought there was a death ray so he called the White House and we thought the Feds were after us! But it's okay, we just imagined it.

  Donna Pinciotti : I'm cutting you off! Where's your stash?

  Michael Kelso : Its all gone, man.

• Steven Hyde : Seriously, Jackie, don't you have something to say?

  Jackie Burkhart : Like what?

  Steven Hyde : I don't know... "I'm a spoiled, crazy, whack job and I'm sorry?"

  Fez : That's no way to talk to a lady.

  Michael Kelso : Especially a spoiled, crazy, whack job that's likely to get you killed!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [entering]  Oh, my God! There's a hundred morons in my basement! Not even *that's* going to ruin my day.

  Eric Forman : Yes! Only one, and *one* man only, has the power to do that! 'Tis I!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No, not even *you* can do that. And who the hell talks like that?

  Kitty Forman : Red, honey, you were happy, remember?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Today's the first day of winter and I'm going fishing.

  Kitty Forman : I'll come too. I'll grab my fishing stick.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : I don't want to go.

  Kitty Forman : Why not?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Because I don't want you to go.

  Michael Kelso : [using a golf club to mimic a pump shotgun]  Burn!

• Jackie Burkhart : [to the karate instructor]  Someone might follow one of these other women home, but when people follow me, it's usually to ask me where I get my hair done or to give me presents.

  Donna Pinciotti : That's true. I've seen it.

• Jackie Burkhart : I would never be in an alley because I'm not poor and if I ever *was* in an alley, I would have a boy with me to protect me.

  Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, you're not always going to be with a guy. You're not with one now and no, I don't count.

• Jackie Burkhart : I have better things to do with my day. Donna, what are we doing with our day?

  Donna Pinciotti : Well, I was going to go to my karate class...

  Jackie Burkhart : Ugh, I knew it'd be something sweaty!

  Donna Pinciotti : Well, you don't have to go!

  Jackie Burkhart : No, I'll go, I'll go - now that I'm not with Steven, I have a lot more time to do manly, unladylike things with you.