That '70s Show (TV Series)
Happy Jack (2004)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
Quotes
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Steven Hyde : [Eric asks Hyde and Fez for advice after Donna walks in on him while he is masturbating in her bathroom] In her house? Why don't you just do it at the bus station, like the other degenerates?
Eric : [they talk it over, then Eric gets serious] You guys, what do I do now?
Steven Hyde : I say you gotta pull a Nixon: deny, deny, deny.
Fez : No, you just need a good story. Whenever I get caught, I just tell people that I'm checking for ticks.
Steven Hyde : Fez, how many times you been caught?
Fez : Oh, come on! I'm not stopping just because a doorknob turns!