That '70s Show (TV Series)

Happy Jack (2004)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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• Steven Hyde : [Eric asks Hyde and Fez for advice after Donna walks in on him while he is masturbating in her bathroom]  In her house? Why don't you just do it at the bus station, like the other degenerates?

  Eric : [they talk it over, then Eric gets serious]  You guys, what do I do now?

  Steven Hyde : I say you gotta pull a Nixon: deny, deny, deny.

  Fez : No, you just need a good story. Whenever I get caught, I just tell people that I'm checking for ticks.

  Steven Hyde : Fez, how many times you been caught?

  Fez : Oh, come on! I'm not stopping just because a doorknob turns!

• Eric : Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention? Imagine the first Aztec who said, "I've just got to see some more belly-button", you know? Yeah, the Mexicans are such resourceful people.

  Jackie Burkhart : Eric, don't be so stupid. Everyone knows the French invented the bikini. The Mexicans just added on the top because they're Catholic.

  Eric : Another good example of religion dividing instead of uniting. And, FYI, if God wanted Mexican women to wear tops, he wouldn't have created tequila.