That '70s Show (TV Series)

Holy Crap! (2000)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Fez : [in the Circle in the basement]  I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my god can kick your God's ass.

  Steven Hyde : God is dead, man. It said so in Time Magazine.

  Leo : No, man. I sat next to God once on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.

  Steven Hyde : So, what's the meaning of life, man?

  Leo : Uh - yeah. I guess I should'a written it down. But it was a good pretzel, man!

  Eric Forman : Maybe this life doesn't even matter, y'know. Maybe we're not even here. Or, no, maybe I'm here, but you're not.

  Eric Forman : [suddenly desperate and feeling alone]  Hello?

  Michael Kelso : Y'know what the best thing God ever did was? Boobs!

  Fez : Yes. And God said, "Let there be boobs!" and then there were boobs.

  Steven Hyde : Hey, if God is all-powerful, can he make a boob so big that even *he* can't lift it?

  Leo : That's a good question, man. I'll ask him next time I'm on the bus.

• Kitty Forman : Laurie, what are you doing? Church starts in 10 minutes!

  Laurie Forman : Mom, I'm not going.

  Kitty Forman : What?

  Laurie Forman : Well, Eric's not going, either!

  Kitty Forman : Oh, of course he is.

  Eric Forman : [clearly uncomfortable]  Y'... No... Y'know, I thought... Mom, I thought you said we had the choice.

  Kitty Forman : Uh-huh.

  Eric Forman : And I chose 'No'. But, uh, 'Yes' was a close second.

  Kitty Forman : Y'know, I don't understand this at all. You give me one good reason why you don't want to go to church.

  Eric Forman : [in rapid succession]  It's hot...

  Laurie Forman : It's boring...

  Eric Forman : The music sucks...

  Laurie Forman : The pastor's ugly...

  Eric Forman : I have to wear a tie...

  Laurie Forman : I have to wear a bra...

  Kitty Forman : Enough!

• Eric Forman : Why do *we* have to go to church? Dad doesn't go!

  Kitty Forman : Ah-HA! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! The Formans are going to church!

  Red Forman : [to Eric]  Good job! You had to throw *me* under the bus with you!

  Laurie Forman : [to Eric]  Oh, great! Now I have to wear a bra!