That '70s Show (TV Series)

Jackie Moves On (2000)

Lisa Robin Kelly: Laurie Forman

Quotes 

• Laurie Forman : Well, that's not as bad as when I walked in on you, in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...

  Eric Forman : LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL!

  Steven Hyde : *What*?

  Eric Forman : Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!

  Laurie Forman : I HATE YOU!

• Steven Hyde : [at the kitchen table, Hyde and Laurie begin a put-down competition]  Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog! You didn't even chew it!

  Laurie Forman : Oh, hey, Hyde. Fathers' Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my Daddy?'"

  Steven Hyde : Oh, by the way, Laurie. The Surgeon General called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.

  Laurie Forman : Y'know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named "Tank".

  Steven Hyde : Oh. Well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.

  Laurie Forman : Oh, yeah? Well... nice hair!

  Steven Hyde : [patronizing]  Oh, Laurie. Are you all out of put-downs?

  Laurie Forman : [a bit desperate]  Yeah. I guess I'm having an off day.