That '70s Show (TV Series)

My Wife (2004)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Man, I don't know why girls don't like guys looking at strippers. I mean, these chicks are artists! It's like looking at Leonardo! Or Da Vinci!

• Jackie Burkhart : Besides, college sucks! It's all those smart people, and none of them are as pretty as me.

  Michael Kelso : That's true. Half the people in this room should be in magazines! But only half, and the other half, you know who you are.