That '70s Show (TV Series)
No Quarter (2003)
Wilmer Valderrama: Fez
Quotes
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Eric Forman : What HAPPENED between you two?
Fez : It involves a half-off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting!
Clerk : If you mean old and cracked, I agree!
Fez : I'll see you in Hell!
Clerk : I'll be wearing your pants!
[Staring each other down]
Eric Forman : I'm, uh, I'm feeling kind of in the way here, so I'm gonna... I'm just gonna...
[Scurries away]